My Fear of Birds

So as you all know I am afraid of getting pooped on the head by a bird. It was one of my 7 weird things about me. The other day I had a terrifying experience where this almost came true. I was walking out to my car from the school and noticed a bunch of seagulls flying around the parking lot. I kept walking to my car and then saw that a bunch of them just happened to be right above my car. I didn't know what to do because I didn't want to walk under them since they could poop on me so I stood there for a second. I decided to count to three and then hurry and get in the car. It just so happens, that when I really want to hurry and get under cover, my door won't unlock. My car has some issues with the key. At the time it was raining a little bit so I kept thinking that the rain that landed on my head was bird poop! People probably thought I was crazy because I was talking to myself (which isn't that unusual), and I looked all worried and panicy. I did eventually get my car unlocked and I hurried and got in and everything was fine. I just hope it doesn't ever happen again!